Sometimes thinking about the dentist can be a little stressful. Humor can help reduce the stress.
A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing how they will be restored
and what the fee would be the patient says, " Before we begin, Doc, I gotta know: Will I be able to play the trumpet
when you are finished? " The dentist replies " Sure you will! "
The patient replies " Great, I couldn't play a note before! "
A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled.
"Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?"
"Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled.
"You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient.
"I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't !" said the dentist. "That was the echo."
A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained.
"This is three times what you normally charge."
"Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients."
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled,
and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth
as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed.
"You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband
and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist. "I'm sorry sir." she replied.
"He's out right now, but..." "Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient.
"When will he be out again ?"
Man: "Darling, your teeth remind me of the stars"
Woman: "Because they gleam and sparkle"
Man: "No, because they come out at night!"
Actual Names of Practicing Dentists
Dr.Pullman, Dr.Filler, Dr.Fear, Dr.Rensch (pronounced wrench), Dr.Pick, Dr.Tusk, Dr. Drewel (pronounced "drool"),
Dr.Tucek (2thChk), Dr.Chu, Dr.Shugar, Dr.Pic, Dr.Pang, Dr.Butcher, Dr.Harm, Dr.Hurter, Dr.Toothaker, Dr.Lynch,
Dr.Root, Dr.Nasti, Dr.Paine/Payne/Pain (15 entries but notably Dr.Daryl B Payne = "There Will Be Pain"),
Dr.Smiley, Dr.Schotz, Dr.Hale (pronounced "hell" in southern), Dr.Bliss, Dr.Lancit, Dr.Gager, Dr. Eke
Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor "
"Dentist" "Why father ?" "We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!"
IN MY BUSY DENTAL OFFICE, I see several patients at the same time. As soon as
I finish with one, I run to the next room to resume treatment on another. One day,
I returned to a second patient without saying good-by to the first. As my first
patient was leaving, she gave a friendly wave. Acknowledging her, I said loudly,
"By." My other patient obediently chomped down and bit my fingers.
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?...
A month later he was picking his teeth
Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.
What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque
What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself
What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear
Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station
What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it